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I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
the calculator said I could get between $80 and $125 a month, but we'll see.
ah, poverty.
ah, poverty.
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
They only gave me $16 a month. Apparently the state wants me to be anorexic.
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
I know a scumbag loser who used to sell $200 of his food stamps to some crooked store owner for a hundred dollars and some change. People are fucked and always find ways to scam the system
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
Snoogans wrote:They only gave me $16 a month. Apparently the state wants me to be anorexic.
They didn't take into account my credit card and student loan bills in the application. That's 40% of my paycheck.
but I'll take whatever they give me.
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
I've considered it, but I'd feel dirty. Maybe I should.
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
hey, why the hell not? aid is there for a reason.
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I have a very stupid feeling of shame. Shame to ask for help from the government when I'm "Mexican". Goddammit. I shouldn't feel this way. (except financial aid. I'll take all of that)
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
Be a real MexiCAN and not a MexiCANT!
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
I think you should take advantage of it until it disappears too.
I don't feel bad. I honestly can't afford to feed myself.
I don't feel bad. I honestly can't afford to feed myself.
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
Does it allow you to buy alcohol too?
I might have to apply for this myself.
I might have to apply for this myself.
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
I can afford to, but just not very well.
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
Can buy mixers with it.
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
I'm fairly certain alcohol is not something you can buy.
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
I got a letter yesterday and they upped my food stamps from $16 to $109. I imagine it's because I replied to this topic.
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glad I could help.
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That's a nice raise if I ever saw one!
I got accepted for the BOG waiver fee for school. If I decided I really want to go back. I wanted to. Now I'm being lazy. =/
I got accepted for the BOG waiver fee for school. If I decided I really want to go back. I wanted to. Now I'm being lazy. =/
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
how does one apply? i have a few friends that are unemployed.
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there are websites. I'd link you to one, but they're county specific. some allow for online applications and some don't.
it took me a while to find the one for Sonoma County.
it took me a while to find the one for Sonoma County.
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The BOG is fantastic.Ozzman wrote:That's a nice raise if I ever saw one!
I got accepted for the BOG waiver fee for school. If I decided I really want to go back. I wanted to. Now I'm being lazy. =/
go to school, you lazy fuck!
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
It stands for Board of Governor and it's a fee waiver. It waves tuition and sometimes books when purchased at the school bookstore.
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
Where the hell do I get that deal?!
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
http://www.cccapply.org/BOG_Waiver/
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Re: I just applied for an EBT card. Food stamps if you're nasty.
I used the BOG in community college. didn't pay for books though.
I got a letter saying they're going to call for the phone interview for my food stamps on monday between 12:30 and 5:00. that's good, except that I work on monday from 10:30 to 3:45. I don't know what to do.
I could try just telling my managers that I'm expecting a phone interview and I need to take my break whenever they call, but that's not very professional. then there's the chance that they'll actually call in the 75 minutes when I'm not working.
damn it.
I got a letter saying they're going to call for the phone interview for my food stamps on monday between 12:30 and 5:00. that's good, except that I work on monday from 10:30 to 3:45. I don't know what to do.
I could try just telling my managers that I'm expecting a phone interview and I need to take my break whenever they call, but that's not very professional. then there's the chance that they'll actually call in the 75 minutes when I'm not working.
damn it.
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Darn I need a NY BOG!
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now im nothing wrote:I could try just telling my managers that I'm expecting a phone interview and I need to take my break whenever they call, but that's not very professional. then there's the chance that they'll actually call in the 75 minutes when I'm not working.
I honestly don't see that as a problem. It's not "not professional". This is your life/health. It's important. They should understand. Knowing the state, they'll wait until the last minute to call you anyways, and it won't be a problem.
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ale wrote:The BOG is fantastic.Ozzman wrote:That's a nice raise if I ever saw one!
I got accepted for the BOG waiver fee for school. If I decided I really want to go back. I wanted to. Now I'm being lazy. =/
go to school, you lazy fuck!
I know. I should. But, I'm only going in hopes that I get accepted to transfer to Cal Poly SLO. And for Cal Poly's Architecture program, it's VERY difficult to get in. If I don't get in, I'll feel like I wasted my time. I've already got an AA in Architecture. So going to JC isn't really an option. I just want my BS degree if I can't work right now. Annnnd, I prefer not to leave NorCal. I don't feel like I would fit in at Cal Berkeley either.
I know SLO isn't NorCal, but it's only 3 +/- hours from SJ. So it's not horrible. I'm scared of Los Angeles. Too many people.
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It's okay. Most people in LA are forgettable anyway. It's like they're not even there.
I don't remember, do you like Norm MacDonald? He's playing at the SJ Improv on June 3rd. May have already mentioned it. You Bay Area boardies are so fucking hard to get a hold of.
I don't remember, do you like Norm MacDonald? He's playing at the SJ Improv on June 3rd. May have already mentioned it. You Bay Area boardies are so fucking hard to get a hold of.
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You didn't tell me. Norm McDonald is okay. I don't have money to go.
The SJ Improv is pretty cool. I liked when I worked across the street from there, because parking was free for me, since I had a monthly pass. LOL!
The SJ Improv is pretty cool. I liked when I worked across the street from there, because parking was free for me, since I had a monthly pass. LOL!
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We saw Doug Stanhope there a couple months ago. Honestly, the Improv was too fancy for him. It didn't fit his character.
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I don't know Doug Stanhope. I'll YouTube him.
I've seen a lot of high profile people there. Carlos Mencia, Lewis Black, Jim Breuer, and Pablo Francisco.
I've seen a lot of high profile people there. Carlos Mencia, Lewis Black, Jim Breuer, and Pablo Francisco.
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I used my food stamps to buy french toast sticks. It was a magical decision. I suggest it to all of you.
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they didn't even call!
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upon further inspection, these are loafers.
and the interview was scheduled for 6/1, not 5/2.
I am a retarded.
and the interview was scheduled for 6/1, not 5/2.
I am a retarded.
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now im nothing wrote:upon further inspection, these are loafers.
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There are always a few junkie kids hanging out in front of the Ralph's by my house, offering to buy people groceries for 50% of the price in exchange for the cash. I actually wound up doing it once cus the kid looked so dope-sick, I felt bad for him..Whitey Bulger wrote:I know a scumbag loser who used to sell $200 of his food stamps to some crooked store owner for a hundred dollars and some change. People are fucked and always find ways to scam the system
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I think I wanna sign up for food stamps. I love free food.
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Foodstamps Club
LOL!!!
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that won't repel people quite as much.
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today was the day!
the lady on the phone said I was going to get $200 a month. that's pretty good, I'd say.
now I just need to get my info together and go in to their office to get it.
the next time you see me, don't be surprised if I've eaten.
the lady on the phone said I was going to get $200 a month. that's pretty good, I'd say.
now I just need to get my info together and go in to their office to get it.
the next time you see me, don't be surprised if I've eaten.
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