What the fuck is a Google bot?

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What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by Snoogans on Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:17 pm

And what does it do when it's here?
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Re: What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by Garrett on Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:23 pm

it is how google crawls the web to get links for its search engine. they're more commonly known as spiders.

it comes to update its links, and shows up a lot, especially if I've made some sort of change to something.

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Re: What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by Snoogans on Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:44 pm

Huh, interesting. I did not know that, thanks for schooling me Garrett.
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Re: What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by Toothbrush on Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:26 pm

Can we name it?

I vote for Spider-man.
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Re: What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by Garrett on Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:38 pm

I can't change its name, but you can call it whatever you want.
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Re: What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by Toothbrush on Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:40 pm

Maybe I should wait till I meet it to give it a name.

You know, based on it's personality or whatever
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Re: What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by Anthony Fremont on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:06 am

this board is like I've returned to the Island I swore to never return to, here's Jack, Sawyer, Kate, Sayid, Juliet, John Locke, Ben Linus...

except now I've learned how to move the island.
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Re: What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by Snoogans on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:08 am

Ummm......can you point me in the direction of Sawyer?
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Re: What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by Anthony Fremont on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:09 am

he's right over there, right off that cliff.
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Re: What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by Snoogans on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:12 am

Oh that's really cool, I can't believe he's really heRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*splat*
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Re: What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by Anthony Fremont on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:16 am

my deletion rights got stripped away from me =/

I usually use those when I know I've killed off a topic with a single post in an effort to revive the topic by stepping out of the equation

oh wait maybe I can only delete something within a certain window of time of posting it? because the x just showed up here, but not there? I used to end lots of sentences with questionmarks? I'm ron burgundy?
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Re: What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by Garrett on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:20 am

yes, there is a time limit on deletion of your posts.

I could change that though. if I cared.
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Re: What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by Anthony Fremont on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:21 am

I'm bigger on ******* certain words at random
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Re: What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by Garrett on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:25 am

there are no censored words on this forum.

although a certain word does automatically change to because.
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Re: What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by chingon on Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:05 am

because

LOL. Nice. Smile
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Re: What the fuck is a Google bot?

Post by Toothbrush on Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:18 am

It's here right now. I tried talking to it but I don't think it likes me:(
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