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I Left My Husband.
SoooOOo I left my tool of a husband. I pretty sure he was gay, when you ask a woman to fuck you in the ass with a strap on that makes you gay, right? Right.
I've gots a new boyfriend now, he's me with a penis. The sex is phenomenal. I win.
How are all of you bitch niggas?
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sucking goats and shit
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that's not gay, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did leave you husband.
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You're all about the alimony.
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Now you can post tit pics!
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SmellyCheese wrote:I really did.
I don't believe you.
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sorry we bailed on your board. and sorry your husband turned out to be gay. it happens i guess
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how do you approach your girlfriend with that kind of request? better yet, how does your anal cavity being pounded feel good?
dont get me wrong, i like to drop a nice shit here and there, but seriously: a strap-on?
dont get me wrong, i like to drop a nice shit here and there, but seriously: a strap-on?
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Massaging the prostate feels good.
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Congratulations on the being happy thing!
It's pretty awesome that everyone seems to be having great sex since the board broke.... hmm
Anal's not the most comfortable thing, but it could be good? maybe?
It's pretty awesome that everyone seems to be having great sex since the board broke.... hmm
If that's what you're into how do you not approach them?NOT MONGO wrote:how do you approach your girlfriend with that kind of request? better yet, how does your anal cavity being pounded feel good?
dont get me wrong, i like to drop a nice shit here and there, but seriously: a strap-on?
Anal's not the most comfortable thing, but it could be good? maybe?
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Rim jobs I will never understand. I used to work with this dude who swore by them. He lived to give rim jobs. Also he loved to dispense golden showers. He thought the rest of us were freaks because we found it gross.
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what's a rim job?
It's conversational if I ask rather than google.
It's conversational if I ask rather than google.
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tonguing someones asshole.
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that's hot
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Ale, I'm reporting you to the SPCA for putting that lime on your cat's head. Anything citrus is extremely acidic, it's the equivalent of dumping sulfuring acid on your cat. I arranged a protest a few months ago to ban all oranges, lemons, limes, grapefruit, and all other citrus fruits from shelves because their acidic nature is a detriment to the environment.
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Oh shit that wont be good.
ex-animal services employee arrested for 3 counts of animal abuse.
ex-animal services employee arrested for 3 counts of animal abuse.
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Oh yeah, and your department is being shut down too.
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fucking shit.
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fucking shit is right
shit just got real.
shit just got real.
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Smelly, sounds like you did the right thing.
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gnarkiller wrote:Now you can post tit pics!
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Re: I Left My Husband.
I'd consider a rimjob if the girl was particularly clean. not getting one though, because then I'd have to kiss her afterwards, and she'd have had her tongue all up in my asshole.
as for assplay, I like it. Ive never had anyone else do it to me though, and I don't know that I could take a dildo up there, but I can sort of understand why it might feel good.
I don't know why y'all are so prudish.
as for assplay, I like it. Ive never had anyone else do it to me though, and I don't know that I could take a dildo up there, but I can sort of understand why it might feel good.
I don't know why y'all are so prudish.
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In a male homosexual relationship, who is more gay: the top or the bottom? Is the top more gay for wanting to penitrate a dude? Is the bottom more gay for getting arroused from having a man inside him?
Also, strong no homo
Also, strong no homo
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Cat's eyes glow in the dark when they're looking for milkshakes, firearms, and warm hairspray
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I don't know why any gay person wouldn't be both top and bottom.
but, sticking your dick in something is more hetero than getting poked by a dick.
but, sticking your dick in something is more hetero than getting poked by a dick.
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yeah, if we're going by ancient roman ways of looking at sex, then the one getting penetrated is the "gay" or "feminine" one. this works for fellatio as well.
although they didn't really distinguish between gay and hetero 'cause there was a whole lotta male on male love going on in general
although they didn't really distinguish between gay and hetero 'cause there was a whole lotta male on male love going on in general
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It's only gay if you leave the lights on.
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It feels just like fucking a chick when you take it in the ass in the dark. So i hear
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I'm actually very uhm weirded out that Smelly would divulge such personal shit about her ex. it's... not right, man.
What you're into sexually shouldn't be used a retribution or shit-talk, not when it was shared in a very intimate setting.
I thought I was the prude.
What you're into sexually shouldn't be used a retribution or shit-talk, not when it was shared in a very intimate setting.
I don't see a problem with either.now im nothing wrote:I'd consider a rimjob if the girl was particularly clean. not getting one though, because then I'd have to kiss her afterwards, and she'd have had her tongue all up in my asshole.
as for assplay, I like it. Ive never had anyone else do it to me though, and I don't know that I could take a dildo up there, but I can sort of understand why it might feel good.
I don't know why y'all are so prudish.
I thought I was the prude.
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Poop disgusts me. It really freaks me out. Hence I really don't want anything to do with the asshole. In that regard I'm probably the abnormal one.
So I'm not the only one who find's it pretty trashy to be talking about the ex-husband like that... Unless he really fucked her over, it makes her sound pretty cold.
So I'm not the only one who find's it pretty trashy to be talking about the ex-husband like that... Unless he really fucked her over, it makes her sound pretty cold.
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Theyre still together.
I see them on fucking Facebook, having chicken dinners and shit.
I see them on fucking Facebook, having chicken dinners and shit.
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I've been craving fried chicken for a while.
post-shower is clean, it kind of cuts out some of the spontaneity sometimes or I guess you learn to have a strong stomach? we've spoken about this before! now I remember.
No, not at all. Even if he did fuck her over, to a point that's kind of untouchable. If she accepted that part of him (what do I know) or pretended cool, then that's fucked up. If that's what broke it off, well it's fucking terrible but makes sense to talk shit about.
Robo-Pussy wrote:Poop disgusts me. It really freaks me out. Hence I really don't want anything to do with the asshole. In that regard I'm probably the abnormal one.
So I'm not the only one who find's it pretty trashy to be talking about the ex-husband like that... Unless he really fucked her over, it makes her sound pretty cold.
post-shower is clean, it kind of cuts out some of the spontaneity sometimes or I guess you learn to have a strong stomach? we've spoken about this before! now I remember.
No, not at all. Even if he did fuck her over, to a point that's kind of untouchable. If she accepted that part of him (what do I know) or pretended cool, then that's fucked up. If that's what broke it off, well it's fucking terrible but makes sense to talk shit about.
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best part of this topicAnthony Fremont wrote:
the rest of it wasnt a shocker
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haha, get it?
shocker.
shocker.
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