New junk?(last purchased topic)

OTTERBOX?!

exactly that

I should housebreak my otter first. He's a bit rabid.

D:<

Some really good orange cream soda.

$1 Home Pregnancy tests. I bought three of them and may go back for more.

You should open them up and leave them very obviously in your buddies' restroom trash bins.

If there were a way you could make them show positive/pregnant....

I bought 2 clone-a-willy kits. I'm going to make dildos of my dick.

one for your ass another for your mouth? :/

Right now the plan is, whenever we start up the radio show again to do a bit where we have a girl third mic on and we all take pregnancy tests. The co-host and I both dudes should come up negative (but with dollar tests who knows) and I'll lace her test with something that will make it go positive either way. It will freak the hell out of whoever we do that to. Could be funny.

ale wrote:one for your ass another for your mouth? :/

one for jessica and another in case I fuck up the difficult molding process/as a keepsake.

who doesn't want a rubber copy of their junk? what if mine gets blown off in 'nam, and they need to recreate it?

that's a handy plan then, sir!
now you're career of underwear modeling will not be endangered by a land mine accident.

"You're"?

/nazi

Have to buy a new cpu heatsink fan


Arctic cooler freezer 7 pro 29$

I purchased the services of a haircut.

I smoke Wides occasionally but I tend to buy them when I'm already drunk and still drinking. Then I chain smoke like all hell and wake up feeling like my lungs were ripped out.


I bought more Orange Cream soda. It's been on sale for a while now and it's so damn good. I felt like shit yesterday and a few beers and some weed didn't help. Everything I did just made me crankier. Finally, I realized I had one of these soda's left in my fridge and I drank it. Felt a million times better, lol.

Admission to a show last night (Survival Guide?, TheMegas and Phenomenauts), booze at said show (belgian white something and screwdriver), chinese foods.

oh and an hdmi cable. also, going to resubscribe to netflix since this dude's wifi has been stable.

Rum and Chocolate as a care package for Jessica.

that sounds like a delicious combination!

I got a tiny bottle of Sutter Home White Zinfadel wine, whatever that means. Got it 'cause it was pink.
Tastes like vinegar flavored water. Surprisingly not bad, maybe because it's not real wine.

A box cutter. breaking bad made them look real cool last night.

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-human-romance-instrumental/id451516788



Darkest Hour - The Human Romance (Instrumental Version). It's the entire album without vocals and it's freaking awesome.

And



The Return of Godzilla/Godzilla 1985 Japanese and American Versions.

and a bunch of alcohol

I like fight sticks. I just wish they worked for more games.

I picked this up:


It's the Kobo powered Literati e-reader. It was only $20, so I said fuck it. I've wasted more than that on booze. It's pretty cool actually, and the Kobo store has iOS and android apps, so if I ever buy a tablet I can take my books with me.

It's no Kindle, but for 1/7th the cost, I'm not worried.

Not bad for 20$. I hope it lasts you long enough.

I bought a ticket to the Eagles @ Rams game sept 11.

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Bought a couple dresses at the thrift store and then immediately regretted it.

A shitload of Piers Anthony books

I haven't bought anything that wasn't food, bills, or school books in a while. Last night I bought a few things the turtles needed.

Had to buy a bunch of more turtles stuff, then the filter died so I just bought more turtle stuff and I still need to buy the filter.



she just chased and ate four feeder fish. she's pretty tuckered out.
(that picture's from last night but same thing)

I paid $150 for a tattoo, $31 for a new driver license, and I've been trying to find the HP Touchpad now that it's $99, but they're all sold out.

correction: I ordered a Touchpad from B&N.

unless they're fucking with me, I'll have a tablet in about a week.

and they cancelled it. dicks.

asshats

$800 worth of text books... for three classes.

now im nothing wrote:correction: I ordered a Touchpad from B&N.

unless they're fucking with me, I'll have a tablet in about a week.

http://fzservers.com/touchdroid/index.php?title=Main_Page

NOT MONGO wrote:

now im nothing wrote:correction: I ordered a Touchpad from B&N.

unless they're fucking with me, I'll have a tablet in about a week.

http://fzservers.com/touchdroid/index.php?title=Main_Page

I wish I had gotten it. No one who ordered from B&N did. They didn't have any in stock and apparently no one told them HP had discontinued it.

bummer... i wish i got one myself. i loved webOS

today I checked my bank account and not only did B&N cancel the pending transaction, but they refunded me the $116 that I didn't spend. so I made $116 by trying to buy a touchpad from them.

now im nothing wrote:today I checked my bank account and not only did B&N cancel the pending transaction, but they refunded me the $116 that I didn't spend. so I made $116 by trying to buy a touchpad from them.

HELL YEAH!

Countre Jour HD for iPad. Fun little game

Smashing Pumpkins tickets.

grabbed a ton of OT at work this week. Haven't had a day off in a while but when I take some time off and have money to spend it should be worth it.

a friend of mine caught a lizard in their bathroom. her roommate thought it would be a good idea to give it to me. It seems to be a baby pet leopard gecko. I bought stuff for it. it's not eating so I feel like it is going to die soon

If you're sure it's not a wild lizard you can drop it off at a shelter as a stray or look for a reptile rescue. If you're not sure post its picture in a lizard/reptile breeding/hobby forum and ask them to identify it. If it's a wild breed, let it go.

I went grocery shopping. I bought fishsticks!!!!

Tiesto tickets and a tennis racket

FX The League Live Show Tickets... I'm finally going to get to see Nick Kroll do stand up! I hope so anyway. That's the main reason I'm so excited for this.