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Re: Tell me

Post by Garrett on Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:15 am

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Re: Tell me

Post by chingon on Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:42 am

Is he about to hump that jeep?

The look on his face says Yes.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Garrett on Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:43 am

his dick is already in the exhaust pipe.
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Re: Tell me

Post by chingon on Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:01 am

Weird. For some reason I'm only seeing half the picture in the post. I did a right click and saw the whole thing now though.

Funny!
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Re: Tell me

Post by Garrett on Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:58 am

this board has a set width, and pictures don't resize nor stretch it.

I didn't realize it was that big when I copy pastad.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:41 am

is there a way to make it so there's a scroll bar on the post itself?
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Re: Tell me

Post by Jesse on Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:45 am

now im nothing wrote:

looks like Zach to me.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:46 am

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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:28 am

sleep 1 1/2 hours? uuuugh
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Re: Tell me

Post by Garrett on Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:32 am

thats too much!
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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:08 pm

Totally. I was all refreshed and everything

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Re: Tell me

Post by uhoh on Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:23 pm

I got like 4 hours sleep and I'm awake and ready to go. Called off work cause I knew I'd be out all night but tempted to go put a few hours in since I've got nothing better to do this afternoon.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Garrett on Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:23 pm

my sleep pattern was really fucked up for a while, but now it's back on track.

I usually sleep from around 1am to 9am now.
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Re: Tell me

Post by uhoh on Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:04 pm

I ended up going to work and it became some big drama. I scheduled paid time off for an 8 hr day. Then got home in the AM and was wide awake and ready to work so I figured I'd save some time off and go in if needed. I called to make sure they needed me and there were no problems. They were pretty desperate to get me in because they were busy as hell.

A little under 2 hours of the 3 hours I had planned on working our workforce group said "You can't be here if you used more than 4 hours time off today." My boss was furious at them. Told them to either approve the time or i'd have to use the 8 hrs time off and he would have to pay me time and a half because I needed to be there anyway. They eventually caved to him.

He tried to get me to stay 8 hours with a late start of shift but then HR got involved and told him to fuck himself in nicer words. So they have like 3 people doing 6 peoples' job while they were already behind in work. Good times.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Robo-Pussy on Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:15 am

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_child_pepper_sprayed

His fat lazy shit of a mother is complaining about pepper spray? This kid should have been beaten within an inch of his life.

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Re: Tell me

Post by Garrett on Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:10 pm

"According to the report, Mandy Elliott asked her son what he did.

When he told her he had been hit with pepper spray, she is quoted as saying, 'Well, you probably deserved it.'"

doesn't sound like she's complaining.
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Re: Tell me

Post by chingon on Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:20 pm

I got hit with pepper spray once. Wasnt fun.

This kid definitely deserved it.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Robo-Pussy on Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:45 pm

Mandy Elliott said she wished authorities had chosen to talk him down in the latest incident. She also wanted police to get special training in dealing with children.

That's ungrateful as far as I'm concerned. She should have thanked them for pepper spraying that kid. Instead she puts the little shit on National Television to gloat about what an asshole he is.

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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:45 am

omg he entrusted me with the prologue to his book! holy shit! I may have put more time and effort to begin with had I know that. goddamn.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Garrett on Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:49 am

what are we talking about?
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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:06 am

That professor that was hiring me to do something but was very vague, he gave me a set of really boring photocopied texts and told me I had a month or so to transcribe them.
He emailed me yesterday and said he would be requiring them sooner than later. Turns out his editor is demanding them soon and I only had a small portion transcribed.

This dude thinks I'm responsible. shit.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Garrett on Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:15 am

is it written in latin?
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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:05 pm

No Spanish. The kind from Spain.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Garrett on Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:29 pm

Oh, I thought he was Latino.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:41 pm

He's a dirty Spaniard who happens to be in Germany
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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:31 pm

omfg I finished one of them. I emailed him and said I might have the second one done tomorrow. I just realized it's over 20 pages. fucking shit.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Snoogans on Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:02 am

ale wrote:

Ahhhhhhhhh! Wtf?!
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Re: Tell me

Post by Garrett on Sun Apr 10, 2011 4:38 pm

I'm happy to not be in school.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Sun Apr 10, 2011 7:08 pm

I will be happy when I'm not in school too, but then I might join it again.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Mon Apr 11, 2011 1:02 am

Anyone else thinks that dude from Insidious looks a lot like chris_never?

I wouldn't be surprised if he got a lot of that.
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Re: Tell me

Post by chingon on Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:38 pm

I got my first ever speeding ticket today. Not bad considering I've been a habitual speeder since I first got my license in 1994. I'm just glad the cop was so eager to give me a ticket that he didnt hear the muffled screams coming from the trunk. Very Happy

A friend used TicketClinic.com and ended up getting the ticket totally dismissed, so I think I'm gonna give that a try.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:29 pm

http://www.kfdm.com/articles/-42387--.html

I got a nice Faulkner vibe from that one
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Re: Tell me

Post by uhoh on Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:51 am

microsoft and google come up as misspelled words. Microsoft and Google do not.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:52 pm

Because they're proper names?
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Post by Soylent Brown on Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:11 pm

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Re: Tell me

Post by Garrett on Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:59 am

payday! pizza and vodka! girlfriend!
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Re: Tell me

Post by Robo-Pussy on Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:51 am

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Re: Tell me

Post by Snoogans on Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:19 am

Strippers are cool and all, they have good shoes, but can you please expand on this haunted bar business?
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Post by Robo-Pussy on Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:03 am

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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:15 pm

I cooked chicken last night and it was fucking delicious! with some buttery rice and mixed in veggies. Did the math and it was about two dollars a piece for dinner.
Also made some carrotcake muffins but found out that fake-butter doesn't do the same unsticking job as real butter does. the butter chicken was fine with it though. om nom nom
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Re: Tell me

Post by Garrett on Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:45 pm

I ate a buffalo last night.

it was kinda spicy.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Whitey Bulger on Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:38 pm

Ive been playing frisbee golf on playatation move.

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Re: Tell me

Post by Garrett on Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:35 pm

I own a real frisbee.
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Post by Soylent Brown on Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:10 am

That professor dude finally got back to me saying the job was good and that we'd talk again when he was back in town.

But he wont be back until September and he hasn't finished paying me. I was hoping for a check or paypal. what a bunghole.
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Re: Tell me

Post by Robo-Pussy on Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:51 am

Take him to The People's Court!

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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:50 pm

A Mexican vs a Spaniard? I think we know how that ends up.
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Post by Robo-Pussy on Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:59 pm

I'm furious! I bought 6 quarts of motor oil from Autobarn for 40 bucks... and then I went to Carquest for some sparkplugs and saw that they were selling the same 6 quarts plus a free oil filter for 25 dollars! Damn!

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Re: Tell me

Post by Soylent Brown on Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:16 pm

return them?
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Post by Robo-Pussy on Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:47 pm

I had used them already

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Post by Ozzman on Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:41 am

Buy them and return them to AutoBarn! LOL!
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