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Post by Garrett on Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:35 am



I've been listening to this a lot, because approximately two lines relate to me.

"I drank too much and then said too much 
and there's no where to go but down."
(I got blackout drunk at a work party over the weekend.)

"Young girl, one day you will be old,
but the thing is, I love you now."
(Currently going on dates with an 18 year old.)



sort of a non-sequitur, because I feel a little weird being alone again.
(Broke up with my long term girlfriend.)

and Tessa Fowler's boobs, because.
(I like boobs.)

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Re: The topic for things that aren't worth posting anywhere else (NSFW)

Post by Garrett on Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:13 am

Bebop scatily boo bop. I'm drunk.

And I wonder, why at 28 I've never had a full time job?

I guess I worked 38 hours a week at shell, before I pissed everyone off. I'm bad at almost anything. You name it, I'm terrible.

My self esteem is really bizarre. I know I'm attractive, and women fall all over me, yet I still feel like if they knew me they'd lose all interest.
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Post by donk on Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:21 am

That's some fucked up shit man!
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Re: The topic for things that aren't worth posting anywhere else (NSFW)

Post by Garrett on Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:23 am

ah, what do you know, you stupid cunt.

Why the fuck couldn't you just leave the old board open? I'll pay the goddamn domain fees.
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Re: The topic for things that aren't worth posting anywhere else (NSFW)

Post by donk on Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:25 am

I can close this fucking board too, asshole.

It's the deftones fault for not being relevant to anything anymore.
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Post by Garrett on Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:28 am

You're right, lets kill Chino. Kill him dead.

You're a part of this now. There's no backing down.
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Post by donk on Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:29 am

no thanks.

I mean, it would make all these stupid deftones trinkets I collect more valuable, but it's hard to get away with murder these days.

You gotta be pretty wealthy.
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Post by Garrett on Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:33 am

This is some fight club shit, right here.
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Post by Garrett on Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:38 pm

crash and burn.
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Re: The topic for things that aren't worth posting anywhere else (NSFW)

Post by chris_halo on Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:14 am

talking to one's self is an act of a crazy person.. but it does let himself get a better idea of his priorities


I am fucking drunk


and I've got to say, you're a good dude... inside and out.. you deserve to be loved

...no homo
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Post by Garrett on Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:24 pm

Thank you. You're pretty okay yourself.

It was more the act of a lonely person, in this case.
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Post by Garrett on Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:50 pm

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Post by chris_halo on Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:35 am

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Post by Garrett on Sun Jan 26, 2014 5:02 am

Why are people asking twitter that which they could easily google? Is it for attention?
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Post by Garrett on Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:46 pm

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Re: The topic for things that aren't worth posting anywhere else (NSFW)

Post by Soylent Brown on Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:10 am

This isn't as NSFW as I expected
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Re: The topic for things that aren't worth posting anywhere else (NSFW)

Post by Garrett on Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:45 am

Sorry.

Other people can contribute.

(tumbleweed rolls by).
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Post by Soylent Brown on Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:07 am




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Re: The topic for things that aren't worth posting anywhere else (NSFW)

Post by Garrett on Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:10 am

I don't know, you're making it less NSFW and more artsy.
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Post by Soylent Brown on Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:24 am

I'm not very good at this
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Post by Soylent Brown on Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:31 am

Here, I found this on another forum:



It was either this or dolphin boobs
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Post by Garrett on Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:33 am

It's okay. The truth is, porn has become very accessible. It just doesn't need our help anymore.

I went to unfriend my ex on reddit, and discovered she posted to a jewish forum to call me antisemitic.
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Post by Soylent Brown on Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:51 am

yikes. On what basis?

now it's totally weird I was still friends with her on facebook.

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Post by Garrett on Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:05 am

I jokingly called her a conniving jew, because all she kept doing was demanding money. It's a slap in the face to anyone who's actually encountered antisemitism.

My family was russian orthodox jews who fled russia at the turn of the century to avoid antisemitism. She converted to judaism because her husband who she was still married to our entire relationship was jewish, and she never practiced any of it. You could argue I'm more jewish than she is.
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Post by Soylent Brown on Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:11 am

No one is a winner in the oppression olympics

jokes don't always fly in a messy break-up. was it also intended to hurt? I've thrown those around and it felt pretty shitty when they had their initial desired effect.Your experience is likely different. Sorry to hear this is happening.


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Post by Garrett on Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:13 am

Well, it was a joke designed to piss her off. I still think it's ludicrous for her to claim it was actual racism.
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Post by Soylent Brown on Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:18 am

sounds like a shitty situation. Has she talked to you about it in person?
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Post by Garrett on Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:20 am

Aside from working out when I can pick up my stuff, we haven't talked since then.
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Post by Soylent Brown on Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:28 am

sounds like a real messy breakup
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Post by Garrett on Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:37 am

I guess so. That wasn't during the break up though, that was two-three days later.
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Post by Soylent Brown on Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:41 am

I'm no longer sure I know how long the breaking-up process lasts. You just blew my mind
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Post by Garrett on Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:07 am

I feel like when I said it was over, we were broken up.

The fact that there's still shit to do is unfortunate, but I'm moving on.
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Post by Soylent Brown on Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:30 am

I've just had shitty luck and go from there. That process is probably not supposed to last 6 months.

Have you heard any word, you said Tuesday-ish?
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Post by Garrett on Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:28 pm

I didn't hear from the guy.

I'd like to get that place, but if I don't it isn't a disaster. I'll pay off Jessica, move my stuff into my dad's storage and keep looking. It's only if Brookwood management decided I've visited my dad for too long that it'll be a problem.

edit because I forgot the name of where I live.


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Post by Soylent Brown on Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:46 pm

I hope you're able to find a decent place soon.

Santa Rosa seems like a nice place.
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Post by Garrett on Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:32 am

It is very nice. It's overly conservative, and the median age is a little higher than I'd like, but it's a nice place to live.

I went out with Michelle again tonight. It was just as great as the first time. I feel amazing. We walked around downtown, went to the comic book store and the videogame store. I met her friend, who's pretty funny. Then we drove around for a while talking and listening to metal, and parked and made out.

I might have a bite mark on my leg.
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Post by Soylent Brown on Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:08 pm

That sounds like a very fun night. I'm glad to hear your time with her has been good!
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Post by Garrett on Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:51 pm

Here's a picture of us my friend/drug dealer took at the blackout party.



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Post by Soylent Brown on Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:21 pm

what is a blackout party?

You look sharp
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Post by Garrett on Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:28 pm

The party, at which I drank until I blacked out.

It was a birthday party for a coworker named Jessica, who is not the Jessica I was dating, so I find it confusing to say Jessica's party.
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Post by Soylent Brown on Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:45 pm

I have shitty memory and assumed a "blackout party" was a themed party. Yes, I can see how that would be confusing!
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Post by Garrett on Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:09 am

It could be, if you black out all the windows and pretend it's night. You could party all night all day and night.
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Post by Soylent Brown on Sat Feb 01, 2014 12:02 am

I like it
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Post by Garrett on Sat Feb 01, 2014 12:26 am

Here's my attempt at making metal.

https://soundcloud.com/somesthetic/your-friends-are-dead

I feel like my playing is sloppy, but there are good parts to it.
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Post by Soylent Brown on Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:20 am

That's pretty romantic
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Post by Garrett on Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:36 am

Well, valentines day is coming up.

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Post by Soylent Brown on Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:32 am

haha!
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Post by Garrett on Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:19 pm

It occurred to me last night that most of my relationships have been with teenage girls.

When I was 19, I dated a 19 year old, when I was 21, I dated a 19 year old, when I was 23 I dated an 18 year old, when I was 24, I dated a 19 year old, and now I'm 28, casually going out with an 18 year old. Is there something wrong with me?

I keep getting older, but they stay the same age.
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Post by Garrett on Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:57 am



Kind of sappy.
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