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Post by Robo-Pussy on Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:40 pm

NOT MONGO wrote:speaking of girls i will share a strange story... so i met this chick in may at my weekend part time job and she was a decent looking 6/10 who had her own little cottage-like house and was looking to bone for weeks until i finally went over there. so we're making out/4 play on the couch and she pulls me into the bedroom where she turns around in front of me and pulls me toward her as she bends over her bed and wants me to go to work on her, wanted me to pull her hair etc... so about 15 minutes later im about to come and i feel something wet on my ass. i turn around and her 120 lb bull mastiff is standing there licking my ass. so i finish. and awkwardly put my clothes back on. went into the kitchen and she grabbed me a beer and then we went back on the couch and put the tv on. the dog walked in sat in the doorway and was grilling me from across the room. i dont know if you know bull mastiffs but they drool like crazy. it was a really strange vibe, so i left.... guys, was this beastiality?

Yes, you had a threesome involving a dog. Fantastic.

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Post by Soylent Brown on Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:40 pm

goddammit. I forgot to stop automatic bill pay. I just overdrafted my account. this'll look great for the foodstamp people, at least?

Toothbrush, how's it going with that lady friend? Any change since the text and your roommate maybe hanging out with her?
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Post by Toothbrush on Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:58 am

We had a drink the other nite. I didn't tell her much. I told her that I stepped aside so she could work it out with her boyfriend not so that somebody else could step in. She told me not to step aside. She also told me her aunt asked if I was her new boyfriend and she said yes. She said that I am "the apple of her eye."

I have a bad feeling. Like I'm going to get used just so that she can break up with her boyfriend. I'm torn. Go for it because I really dig her or trust my instincts and move on.
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Post by winterborne1 on Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:03 am

So is she completely done with him? As in, all the loose ends are tied and everything?
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Post by Jesse on Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:09 pm

Toothbrush wrote:We had a drink the other nite. I didn't tell her much. I told her that I stepped aside so she could work it out with her boyfriend not so that somebody else could step in. She told me not to step aside. She also told me her aunt asked if I was her new boyfriend and she said yes. She said that I am "the apple of her eye."

I have a bad feeling. Like I'm going to get used just so that she can break up with her boyfriend. I'm torn. Go for it because I really dig her or trust my instincts and move on.

look, man, i'm going to give you some tough love.

Grow some damn balls and get over it. There's people out there that just want to fuck shit up and complicate things. Do you honestly believe that's a good fit for you? If you want to pump and dump, that's fine, just be up front about it. You're just going to invest time and effort into this broad over batting eyelashes?

You seem like a nice guy. You'll get your day, i promise. just wait your turn and quit forcing shit.
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Re: Hey, I got girl problems too...

Post by Soylent Brown on Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:31 pm

Toothbrush wrote:We had a drink the other nite. I didn't tell her much. I told her that I stepped aside so she could work it out with her boyfriend not so that somebody else could step in. She told me not to step aside. She also told me her aunt asked if I was her new boyfriend and she said yes. She said that I am "the apple of her eye."
I have a bad feeling. Like I'm going to get used just so that she can break up with her boyfriend. I'm torn. Go for it because I really dig her or trust my instincts and move on.
why did she tell her aunt that and why would she tell you she said that? I think that was a very manipulative thing to say - to string you along, honestly. Are you her new boyfriend? If you're not why would she lie about it and then tell you, man?

I wouldn't mess with someone in a relationship especially someone who might be playing games.
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Re: Hey, I got girl problems too...

Post by Toothbrush on Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:51 am

Her aunt saw a picture of us together on facebook and asked about us. I do see that she is playing games and I need to man up and move on for sure.
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